So I took a little stroll onto #php,
There was lumpio-, and toxic, and Cheez and me.
We talked for a while about intelligent stuff,
Then along comes a n00b who thought he could bluff.

"I WANNA CODE A WEB SITE" He yelled at us all
"WITH PHP, AND JAVASCRIPT, SO HELP ME Y'ALL!!11".
So lumpio- gave toxic a sly little wink,
Puts on his @ - the n00b's gone in a blink.

	(chorus)
	So do the # P H P
	I said the # P H P
	
	Now do the #P H P
	Wanna hear ya: #P H P
	
TheDeathArt wakes up at a quarter to three,
Jumps on the channel and what does he see?
Flame wars and riots spread by the louts,
Within 20 seconds he's cleaned them all out

	(chorus)
	So do the # P H P
	I said the # P H P
	
	Now do the #P H P
	Little louder: #P H P
	
Mercutio drops by at the end of the day,
But only 'cos his missus let him come out to play.
His sly little comments cause some mild outrage,
But it's only 5 minutes before he's back in his cage.

	(chorus)
	So do the # P H P
	I said the # P H P
	
	Now do the #P H P
	Sing it with me: #P H P
	
(fade out)


[
 In 4-4 time. Supposed to be sung in a kind of rap style, with the first part of each line in the chorus sung by the guy rapper, and the # P H P sung
 by his backing vocalists.

 When singing the chorus the # P H P bit should take up almost the whole four beats of the bar, with the first
 part of the line sung rapidly. "Sodothe # PEEEEEEEE AITCH PEEEEEEIsaidthe # PEEEEEEEE AITCH PEEEEEE" 
                                         1      2       3      4          5      6      7      8
                                       beat    beat    beat   beat      beat   beat   beat    beat

 Geddit?  Well - it is 1:30am and i've just written a song about #php so what do you expect?

 jinx
]