The Cheezy Blog

Thanks to Drarok for this one. (Sung to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme tune)

Now this is the religion all about how
Some aliens got flipped turned upside down.
So hook up an E-meter and sit right there
I’ll tell you how you became a human Preclear.

On the planet Nostra born and raised
Mining Vespene gas is how I spent most of my days
Being overpopulated and relaxin’ all cool and
all playing some Thetan ball outside Scientology school.
When a couple of Psychiatrists who were up to no good
started freezing brothers in my neighborhood

I got in one little volcano and my Overlord Got scared
and said "your moving with the homospaiens on Teegeeack
that planet with air"

So I Whistled for a DC8 and when it came near
It had no propellers just rockets in the rear
If anything I could say the in-flight brainwashing movie was rare
but I thought "nah forget it", Then they put me in a box using some Ghostbusters gear

I pulled up to the planet about 7 or 8 million years ago
And yelled to Xenu "Yo ho, Imprison you later"
I looked at my thetans, we were finally there
To haunt us some primates with little body hair.