Desert Fun
5/04/2006A new Commanding Officer (CO) was assigned to a unit in a remote post in the Iraqi desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asks the RSM why the camel is kept there. The nervous RSM said, “Well sir, as you know, there are 650 men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have “urges”. That’s why we have the camel.”
The CO says, “I can’t say that I condone this, but I understand about “urges”, so the camel can stay.”
About a month later, the CO starts having his own “urges”. Crazy with passion, he asks the RSM to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the CO stands on the ladder, drops his pants and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he’s done, he asks the RSM, “Is that how the men do it?”
The RSM replies, “No not really, sir… They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are.”
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